„Carl Hanratty: Well, would you like to hear me tell a joke?
Earl Amdursky: Yeah. Yeah, we’d love to hear a joke from you.
Carl Hanratty: Knock knock.
Earl Amdursky: Who’s there?
Carl Hanratty: Go fuck yourselves.”
„Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse, wouldn’t quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out. Gentlemen, as of this moment, I am that second mouse.”
„The sky is blue, water is wet, women have secrets. Who gives a fuck?”
„This is the nineties. You don’t just go around punching people. You have to say something cool first.”
„I figure you gotta be the dumbest guy in the world, Joe. You’re trying the save the life of the man who ruined your career, and avenge the death of the guy that fucked your wife.”
„Okay, what would Joe do at a time like this? He’d kill everybody and smoke some cigarettes.”
„Milo: You think you are so fucking cool, don’t you? You think you are so fucking cool. But just once, I would like to hear you scream in pain…
Joe Hallenbeck: Play some rap music.”
„You Can’t Be Gay And A Boy Scout. You Can Look Gay.”
„See that girl over there in the red? Say „hi” to her and she’s yours. She’ll have her legs around you so tight you’ll be begging for mercy.”
„Josh: I’m much better at video hockey.
Paul: That’s not a sport.
Josh: It requires hand and eye coordination.
Paul: It’s not a sport if you don’t sweat.
Josh: What about golf? It’s a sport and you don’t sweat.
Paul: Shut up, Baskin.”It’s not a sport if you let a machine do all the work.
Josh: What about car racing?
Movies 