\”Unpopular speech is absolutely vital to the health of our nation.\”
\”I\’ve had an epiphany once, Larry. When my daddy shot my entire family in the head, and I was the only one to identify the bodies, and I was sent to an orphanage full of good Christian nuns who shoved my face into their pussies with their cruxifixes on for eight goddamn years!\”
\”Our case is better than most, you\’re missing my point, and that is they will never pick you. Because you\’re a nightmare. They\’re afraid if they let you in there, you\’re gonna wear a diaper, or throw oranges at the justices, and they should be, Larry, because in all the times you\’ve gone to the court asking for help, you\’ve never once demonstrated any respect for its institutions and procedures.\”
\”Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you have heard a lot today, and I\’m not gonna go back over it, but you have to go into that room and make some decisions. But before you do, there\’s something you need to know. I am not trying to suggest that you should like what Larry Flynt does. I don\’t like what Larry Flynt does, but what I do like is the fact that I live in a country where you and I can make that decision for ourselves. I like the fact that I live in a country where I can pick up Hustler magazine and read it, or throw it in the garbage can if that\’s where I think it belongs.\”
\”The reign of Christian terror is over. We\’re going back to our roots. We are porn again.\”
\”Good morning ladies and gentlemen. Before we begin, I must apologize for the unpleasantness of this task. What you are about to see is going to take your breath away. Hustler magazine depicts men and women posed together in a lewd and shameful manner. Hustler magazine depicts women and women posed in a lewd and shameful manner. Hustler magazine depicts Santa Claus posed in a lewd and shameful manner.\”
\”Why do *I* have to go to jail to protect *your* freedom?\”
\”If the First Amendment will protect a scumbag like me, it will protect all of you.\”