„The final mission to save mankind has failed…the 70 mile wide asteroid known as ‘Matilda’ is set to collide with Earth in exactly three weeks time, and we’ll be bringing you our countdown to the end of days, along with all your classic rock favorites.”
„I’m afraid the armageddon package is extra, yes. Well, that protects you and your family against any sort of apocalyptic disaster, asteroids, obviously, plague, famine, locusts. Drawbacks? Um, the premiums are high…”
„Given the current situation, couldn’t you find it in your heart to give my friend here a fighting chance of being with the one he loves before we all reach our untimely conclusion?”